Three's Company

Between errands Thursday night, we took the kids out to dinner. During the course of which, I hit the comedy trifecta.

Over-the-top dramatic reactions to minor inconveniences
Princess, naturally, had to use the ladies. And this particular restaurant used automatic flush toilets. Princess is, um, availing herself of the facility, and she leans forward a bit. The toilet flushed.

(indignant) Hey! I wasn't finished. (bursts into tears) My potty went away!

Slapstick
Bob is obsessed with Lemons and Limes lately. So when our seafood dinner arrived with a lemon wedge, he begged DH for it. DH agreed, and handed it over.

Stringz: "Oh good! Dinner and a show!"

A couple minutes later, Bob has his head back, squeezing the lemon juice into his mouth.

"Ow Ow, it got in my eye!"

Through the laughter I hear DH say "Like the kid said, Dinner and a Show."

Overused Situational Comedy Bits
My second trip to the restroom with Princess appeared to go uneventfully. As we walked back to the table, a gentleman walking the other way caught my attention and gestured toward the floor. Thinking Princess had dropped something I look down. Not seeing anything between him and us I look straight down.

I'm trailing nearly 2 feet of toilet paper from the bottom of my shoe.